Turn Christmas Party TONIGHT, 8:30pm

Get your studying done early so that you can party with The Turn tonight (and blast people with nerf guns). Here’s what you need to know…

White Elephant Griswald Christmas Party: Details and Directions @ 8:30

• Come dressed up in the style of the Giswold Christmas from National Lampoons Holiday classic, Christmas Vacation
• Bring one wrapped white elephant gift per person to exchange
  • A white elephant gift is any item that you do NOT purchase, and that you currently own/possess that you could give to someone else
  • It is often humorous in nature
  • “Wrapping” can be creative and resourceful
  • Ideas include, old CDs, dryer lint, expired coupons, tacky hat, used notebook, etc.
  • If, due to finals, you are in the mood to study and learn, (Get Info Here )
• As usual, there will be a fabulous prize for the best-dressed!

Twas the Night Before Christmas and All Thru The Church, Everything Flying was Made Out of Nerf Nerf Gun Battle

After we party together, we are going to shoot one another with nerf guns!

• Please bring your own nerf gun(s) and nerf bullets (NO other guns are welcome on the premises)
• We will turn the lights out, so you may want to bring your own luminary device
• You will get shot, so you may want to bring your own protective eye gear
• Leave your small children at home, as “a battle” is not an appropriate environment for kids
• All Men AND Women are welcome to play. In particular, we will berate, taunt, jokingly mock, jeer, sneer, scorn, tease and gnash our teeth at ANY who do not participate in the nerf gun battle (and this will most certainly include women)
  • As a special note, our military now includes women. Therefore all historical precedent for NOT fighting as a woman has been removed. You wanted “equal rights”, so come get your equal rights. We’ll be serving them up on a platter for you tonight…in battle!

Summary

• Bring a friend
• Dress like a Griswold
• Bring a white elephant gift
• Bring a nerf gun and nerf bullets
• Say your goodbye’s to friends and loved ones
• Battle to the death

Providing You with a Merry Christmas,
The Turn

Come JOIN Us TONIGHT for The Turn’s Suspend (Hang) @ Fowler’s

College adults, come suspend (hang out) at the Fowler’s from 7-10pm tonight (Mon, Dec 7) for the last time in 2009! We’ll play games, watch a movie, talk…you know, hang out. We’ll have the coffee brewing and something sweet to fill your belly. Bring a friend and let us know you’re coming via The City or via The Plaza (if you don’t have an account on The City but you’re on FB).

Ho,Ho,Hope to see you tonight!

What’s the big deal with God and Sex!

The Turn will REALLY be mixing it up on campus TONIGHT as we address the winners of our Text Message Voting campaign. We asked and you responded. Now come join us as we explore the answers together. You won’t want to miss tonight, as it’s a doozy!

November/December’s Monthly Mix Question: What’s the big deal with God and sex?

Text the KEYWORD to 99503 to cast your vote

Join us in the Spring Room on the 3rd floor of the Union, 8:30pm

Join us TONIGHT at 8:30pm on the 3rd floor of the Union in the Spring Room as we discuss the two questions that you voted the most. Bring a friend–cuz this is gonna be “interesting”–and come hang out with us as we “mix it up.”